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Hi, I'm a PC. I'm a prisoner. I can't live without windows.

County jail prisoner looks out the window. Handcuffed prisoner with hands out a small window. Prisoner behind bars, looking out and extending hand for help. Man with striped prisoner costume on, with fake beard and mustache. Paris Hilton doll taking prison id pictures. Doll with metal ball cuffed to the legs on shop window.

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Hi, I'm a PC. What happened to my human rights?

Prisoner handcuffed with the arms up, looking up to the barred window at the Moon. Dead Nazi prisoner watched by soldier, with two other prisoners hanging off trees by the cuffed hands.

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Hi, I'm a PC. I'm trapped. I'd jump out the window, if I could.

Goldfish in bowl next to window. Goldfish in bowl, watched by cat. Prisoner can't stand up or sit down in Chinese torture jail. Diver David Blane in a big bowl. Sculpture of cat turning over a fish bowl. Diver David Blaine in a big bowl, surrounded by watching people, with a tall building with full-height-sized windows in the background. —-

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Hi, I'm a PC. I'm trapped. I'm not a rat, but I can't get out.

Rat trapped in toilet bowl, asking for help. Mouse in glass cup turned into mouse trap. Mouse with a helmet next to trap. Soldier picking up a bottle of beer from a man-sized mouse trap. Five rats caught by a single mouse trap.

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Hi, I'm a PC. I'm addicted to dangerous stuff, like windows.

Worried drinker. English singer, songwriter and drug addict Amy Jade Winehouse smoking in the car. Woman smoking with half the body out a window on a tall building. Patient smoking and getting intravenous fluids on a hospital. Amphetamine smoker in action. Smoker next to window by stairs in hospital. Crack addict with a syringe in the arm. Cocaine addict. Drug addict, photographed before treatment and successful recovery. Drug addict lying on bed, with full-height window in the back. TV show character Dr Gregory House, Vicodin addict. Fake shot of drug addict "injecting" cranberry juice. CD cover with former drug addict looking at a window. "Another way out, one addict at a time".

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Hi, I'm a PC. I'm a slave. The Master Supreme by the window owns me.

One of many slaves picking something up from a ceiling window. Salvador Dali's Slave Market painting. Chains around a foot. Slave with chains dangling off collar. Slave with collar that hurts stuck to a trunk. Another slave chained to another trunk in the background.

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Hi, I'm a PC. I'm in chains. I'm forced to work for the Master Supreme.

Holocaust female prisoners pulling a wagon. Holocaust male prisoners pulling a wagon. Slaves rowing. Slave in small boat surrounded by sharks in a storm. Naked women playing galley slaves.

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Hi, I'm a PC. I can't get out the windows. I'm going down.

Desperate woman in sinking car, with half the window already covered by water.

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I'm a PC. I'm behind walls, with windows.

Tourist girl behind bars in prison ruins. Prisoner looking through small metal grid pattern in metal door. Man looking out a hole in the wall shaped like the Windows logo.